Ding ding ding! Friends, we have our first negative beer review. At the outset, I'm no professional -- just a fan -- I don't know the technical differences between Hefeweizen and Lager. That said, I can say this grapefruit beer is barely even beer. It's 2.5% ABV, so you'll need a 30 to get the party started. It's bitter. It tastes like grapefruit Orangina. It's refreshing on one hand, but for my money and calories, I'll grab a Keystoneweizen over a grapefruit beer any day.